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ted fenton 12:33 Tue Jul 5
How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Apart from getting an old git my back no longer tolerates gardening ! so I need to get someone in.
A guide to how much on average this will cost would be appreciated.


No one likes a Grass.

Cheers.

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normannomates 12:04 Wed Jul 6
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Beckton bill
Is fireman pat paying tax on his moonlighting escapades?
Burning bushes his speciality

Schoffie 11:25 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
I do it for a living ted. I charge a score an hour. Turning work down because there's not enough hours in the day!! There's gardeners out there that will charge 10/12 but use your equipment, basically their fag/booze money. Expect to pay 18/25 for a proper job.

Gruesome Dump 6:03 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Always nice to have the neatest bush in the street.


*slaps thigh, laughs uproariously*

Brooking_is_GOD 5:51 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Depends what he is doing.

Is he having to garden uphill?
Is he trimming your shrubs?
Can he fit all his tools in your back shed?
Doing any de-flowering?
If you're growing vegetables, has he had to do any ploughing?

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 4:46 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Hopefully a bit more now that we are leaving the EU.

ted fenton 3:31 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Haha

Cheers Beckton.

Beckton Bill 3:23 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Ted,

I've got a mate in Clacton who charges £11 p/h.

He's a fireman so does odd jobs when he's off so he can be a little irregular.
Does the job tho. Mowing, Weeding etc etc....

(beware he has been know to pull out some prize begonias thinking they were weeds.)

PM me if needed.

ted fenton 2:44 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Cheers Billy

riosleftsock 2:19 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
LINK??

only1billybonds 2:18 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Seriously Ted,she has her own buisness and chrges a score per hour regardless of what the work involves. Think thats pretty standard.

ted fenton 2:14 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
I've still got a decent bird feeder :-)

only1billybonds 2:12 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Coffers

My eyesight is clearly as poor as my humour.

Coffee 2:10 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
only1billybonds 2:10 Tue Jul 5

Nuts?

only1billybonds 2:10 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Ted.

My bird charges £20 per hour.

Got no idea what her gsrdening feed are though.

bruuuno 2:09 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
I would pay about the same as I would for a karate instructor

Grumpster 1:59 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Pikeys certainly don't mess around, helped the old man move this huge iron wheel recently to the front of his house as he was selling it in an auction.

By the time we'd gone back to get the other wheel the first one had been nicked!

ted fenton 1:57 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Hahaha charley that was a piece of ART !!

charleyfarley 1:52 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Mowing round those crossed hammers on your lawn Ted will cost you!!

Northern Sold 1:52 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Get the Pikey's round...

Buzz442 1:48 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Removing a tree stump requires a stump grinder so hardly Garden Maintenance!

Typical rate for regular garden maintenance is between £15 - 18 hour for grass cutting, weeding, edging, digging over, hedge trimming, planting etc.

ted fenton 1:47 Tue Jul 5
Re: How much should you expect to pay a gardener for regular or one-off garden maintenance?
Good thinking charley !

I have got two people coming later to give me a quote I normally get three for any work needed.

I know quite a bit about gardening but I should Never of planted Bamboo back in the day it is a right cnut.

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